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Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS" and add a few more letters, it actually spells out:

"Fuck off and go home all you benefit stealing, kid producing, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat-fucking,
mutton-eating, smelly rag-head bastards with you."

How weird is that?
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Re:Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
1960 - 2010 / 50 years of math

Last week I purchased a sandwich at Burger King for $2.58.
The counter-girl took my $3 & I was digging for my change
when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket & gave it to her.
She stood there, holding the nickel & 3 pennies, while
looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her dis-
comfort & tried to tell her to just give me two quarters,
but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to
explain the transaction to her, she stood there & cried.

Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in
teaching math since 1960

1. Teaching math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80.
Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80 & his profit is $20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.


5. Teaching Math In 2000
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he
is selfish & inconsiderate & cares nothing for the
habitat of
animals or the preservation of our wood-
lands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the
question: How did the birds & squirrels feel as the

logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong
answers, & if you feel like crying, it's okay.)


6. Teaching Math In 2010
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100.
El costo de la producciones es $80.
Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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Re:Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
Excellent example!

Worth noting a current event: California is now facing a budget crisis of $20 Billion or so. The entitlements that the Democrats have given to illegal aliens (among others) amount for a hefty portion of the state's annual budget.

During the boom times there was no problem. Now that the folks who are actually working are making less money, there is less money to dole out to the illegals.

Let's all hold hands as we watch California squirm. The whining liberal bastards who insisted on accepting any and all illegals as if they were citizens are now facing the reality of the cost of that boneheaded move.

God, I just love all this 'change'!

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Re:Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
Maybe CA will get their own version of 'change'.

Meg Whitman 2010?

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Re:Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
Meanwhile...and nearby...

An Arizona rancher is being sued by illegal immigrants:

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,490084,00.html

Welcome to the Obamanation!
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#2254
Re:Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
Disgraceful.

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Re:Illegal Immigrants 1 Year, 7 Months ago  
these people can just not believe they have been conned by probably the best con man ever to enter politics.
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